The Truth About Why British Women Fall In Love With Egyptians
A tongue in cheek look at why British women love Egyptian men.


Why British women fall in love with Egyptian Men. We Brit's are a romantic lot and many of us fall in love too easily. So why does this happen? Here are my top ten reasons which may surprise you or maybe not.

THE WEATHER (Yes seriously) 

Most Brit"s spend a lot of time covered up due to the unfriendly climate back home. We get turned on by all the tanned, toned bodies we don't see often and the hormones erupt immediately. A scrawny guy with lily white skin that turns red in 17C isn't a big turn on. In Egypt, we can try 'before we buy'. You can't ask a British guy to reveal his body for inspection before you start dating can you?, he'll get the wrong idea and it could get complicated.

VACATION MADNESS SYNDROME (VMS)

For some reason many Brit's who are normally reserved and well behaved, undergo a personality change whilst flying to their vacation destination. 'Plain Jane' morphs into 'Glam Sam', hot to trot into a holiday romance. And the game begins. 

50 SHADES OF GREY WAS A BEST SELLER IN THE UK

The popularity of this book made many Brit's feel that they'd led a sheltered existence and they're trying to catch up.. There's no better way to rebel and spice up your life than having a holiday romance with a gorgeous Egyptian. Older ladies probably got inspired by Mills & Boon romances, but either way, they want to live the dream.

EGYPTIANS ARE TASTIER 

Let's face the truth, generally speaking, Egyptians are more attractive than the average British guy. Tall, dark, handsome, tanned, nice white teeth and a winning smile. What's not to like?

 WOMEN CAN BE SUCKERS FOR ATTENTION

We all like to feel special, but the average British guy is often too busy, watching football, down the pub, or too disinterested to shower us with attention or love bomb us for longer than two weeks. Enter the Egyptian, the King of the Love Bomb.

EGYPTIANS ARE MASTERS AT MAKING YOU FEEL SPECIAL

Within hours you'll feel like the most beautiful girl in the world and you're ripe for the picking. Your holiday romance is GO.

UNLIMITED CHOICE

Back home you might have to spend weeks or months getting dolled up and doing the rounds of clubs, bars etc to find a suitable candidate, but here everyone loves you and wants to be your friend/lover. You have landed in holiday romance paradise, where sexy guys are everywhere. 

YOU GET TO WEAR A BIKINI

Stretched out on a comfy sun lounger with the Egyptian sun caressing your oiled body makes you feel good, you feel sexy. Suddenly all your self consciousness about not having the perfect beach body begins to melt away and you feel liberated. A handsome guy looks lovingly at your body and pays you compliments. Then even before lunch, several more gorgeous guys do it? You feel like a million dollars right? 

 HARDWIRED FOR LOVE

We Brit's love our romantic novels, Rom Com's and celebrity culture. The opportunity to play the leading lady in your own, real life love story, featuring a steamy, romantic, desert location is almost too hard to resist. Please note. If you traveled with your hubbie or boyfriend, this isn't for you. 

WE WANT TO IMPRESS OUR FRIENDS 

A holiday fling is a great way to impress your friends (or annoy haters). Imagine how jealous they feel when you post photo after photo of you, draped around a gorgeous guy, sporting a fabulous tan against a tropical backdrop while they're stuck on the till at Asda or Tesco.

So there you have it. Enjoy your moment of madness and love, but remember...

 'What happens in Egypt, stays in Egypt'. 

Happy holidays to all. There's no place like Egypt.

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